If I had a million dollars

would it be anywhere close to enough to buy this lovely horse farm? It's for sale right now in Magnolia, Texas.

I don't dare look at the advertised price. So I can just keep dreaming that my imaginary million dollars would be enough. Cousin Lucy could play Cowgirl Princess for real, and wouldn't Buttercup look simply adorable on a pony?

Goodnight, everybody.