- It's cold.
- Luckily Mr. Dub is out of town so I was able to double up with the covers last night.
- I had to, because, you know, I took the extra blanket off the bed the other day.
- I hate when I wake up at night because I'm cold.
- Mr. Dub is in Arlington at opening day.
- Opening day is the first day of Major League Baseball.
- His team won.
- It's weird when his team wins because he doesn't get all happy and excited.
- It's more like he's just relieved that things are finally going the way they were supposed to all along.
- I wonder what will happen today.
- I'm reading a book called A Town Like Alice by Neville Shute.
- I think that's what it is called.
- I don't want to go downstairs to make sure.
- I hope it will be a good book.
- I only started it yesterday.
- I hate hate hate when I start a book because somebody recommended it to me and then I have to struggle to get through it.
- Book Club is next week.
- I think it is anyway.
- I should find out.
- The car horn on my van started blowing full blast for no reason on Sunday morning about 9:30.
- The sound was so loud and so intense that I couldn't SEE.
- That is so bizarre because what in the world does sound have to do with vision?
- I guess my whole sensory system was overloaded.
- I couldn't make it stop and would any one of the males I live with come out to help me figure out how to make it stop?
- No.
- But finally my next-door neighbor appeared and he had a wrench and he unhooked the battery cable.
- And finally, blessed silence prevailed again in the 'hood.
- I was a little embarassed because I was still in my jammies with some major bed-head going on.
- By that time my men had emerged from the house.
- And since I still couldn't see and my heart was still hammering they took the horn fuse out of the fuse box when I asked them to.
- And reattached the battery cable.
- So now the van will start and the horn will not honk.
- But luckily I JUST had the van inspected last month.
- So I've got nearly a year before I have to worry about it.
- And by that time we will have disposed of the van.
- But all my radio presets are gone.
- And the clock is wrong.
My toes are getting pruney - I'm ready to step out of the water. Hope y'all have a bee-yooo-tiful day!
Tell me you are not using a laptop in the bathtub?!?!?!
ReplyDeleteUm, no. I guess my joke flopped - I was wading barefoot in a stream, the stream of consciousness. A spontaneous, unedited, fragmentary monologue? Ya know?
ReplyDeleteOh, never mind. No, I'm not bathing with a laptop. I'm just sitting at my desk, cracking myself up. : )
I got it. ;)
ReplyDeleteOh, brother, that went right over my head! LOL!
ReplyDeleteI fixed your presets and clock.
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