To cap off our crazy week, my Little Friend had an incident at Los Cucos Mexican Cantina last night. See if you can guess what happened:Here it is in Italian - Per per vomitare in pubblico
And German - Zu sich öffentlich erbrechen
How about Dutch? - Om in publiek te braken
Or Portuguese? - Para vomit no público
Or maybe French? - Pour vomir l'en public
And finally, Spanish - Para vomitar en público
It's not that hard, is it?
(Remember this guy, who happened to "vomitar in publico" at a nice dinner? I wonder if his mother was mortified?)
A really nice and unfortunate man who had a front-row view of the up-chucking followed us into the bathroom and helped me comfort and clean up my Little Friend. I kept apologizing and checking his shoes for chunks, and he kept saying, "It's okay. It happens to everybody. We've all been there."
Whoever you are, Mister, I thank you for not getting angry or freaking out when a little kid threw up at your feet. In public. While you were eating what I'm sure was supposed to be a nice dinner. I thank you from the bottom of my heart for your kindness. And your patience. And your good will to your fellow man. Er, boy.
oh, dear. I never did that in public but I did pee my pants in line at the Chuck-o-rama (which is darn close.)
ReplyDeleteOh dear, poor little friend! Poor mommy! I barfed in the hall at church when I was about his age. I was mortified. I feel Jake's pain. My daughter barfed on the floor at my mom's house... I feel your pain.
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Certain piano teacher we know had worse experience recently - there was contact with stranger women's hair in church pew in front.
ai-yai-yai
I'm not a fan of barf.